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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

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did you read the post

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now


me:  when i die, bury me in Disney movies
me:  but only the good ones
me:  if theres a copy of chicken little in there i swear I will haunt you for the rest of your life